In honor of our extra credit for the first test here is a public health Haiku. Via [http://dissertationhaiku.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/public-health/]

Eat or exercise?
What should Chinese people do?
They are getting fat!

“Why Don’t Low-Income Mothers Worry About Their Preschoolers Being Overweight?” by Jain et al.

Oh those fat children
Encouraged by their mothers
Both blind to the truth

Why is my kid fat
Those Happy Meals are just fine
Grease on a big bun

“Spread of Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcusaureus in a Highly Endemic Setting,” by Tomic et al.

MRSA is harmful
Start eradication plan
To search-and-destroy

"Necrotizing Fasciitis Caused by Community-Associated Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus aureus in Los Angeles," by Loren Miller et al.

Watch out for MRSA
Because N.F. will come too
And eat you alive!

Sex Education
Schools with lots of birds and bees
But what is petting

How I love epi
Much like a fat kid loves cake
Thank God its fat free

QFT-G Test
Tuberculosis sucks
Damn this stupid cough

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